dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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enterthetardis:

when you come into your room and someone’s there

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stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

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pizzaforpresident:

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.